De House MD

Ésta es una coversación que mantiene House con una paciente que no puede sentir dolor, es muuuy buena:

Hannah refuses to sit still for the tests and House is called in.

.House-"I'm sure I can say this without being condescending, but then you'd get the false impression that I respect you so: You're a kid, you're scared, you're stalling. Grow up."

Hanna-"I'm not scared. I'm never scared."

House-"See?" says turning to the others, "How juvenile was that?" He turns back to Hannah, "You can't feel pain. Nothing left but pleasure. Why don't you tell me how wonderful that is?"
Hanna-"It sucks."

Ho-"Better than being in pain all the time...."

Ha-"Every morning I have to check my eyes to make sure I didn't scratch a cornea in my sleep." Ho-"Oh God, stop. I'm in a pool of tears here."

Ha- "I can't cry."

Ho-"Neither can I." says with a whine. "Every morning I check my eyes for jaundice. In case the Vicodin's finally shot my liver."

Ha-"I can't run anywhere without examining ll my toes for swelling."

Ho-"I can't run."

Ha-"Boys can't hold me for too long because I can overheat."

Ho-"Girls can't hold me for too long because I only pay for an hour."

Ha-"I need an alarm on my watch to remind me to go to the bathroom. You know how many humiliating experiences before I thought of that."

Ho-"The bathroom's 50 feet from my office. Every drink of water I weigh the pros and cons," Ha-"After everything I do, I self-check: Mouth, tongue, gums for cuts. Count teeth, check temperature Fingers, toes and joints fo swelling, skin for bruises."

Ho-"I got shot."
Ha-"I sat on the stove when I was three. Want to see the coil marks?"

When she shows him, he gives her a sedative injection. But as he turns to leave, Cameron objects: "You weren't shot because of leg pain, you were shot because you're a jerk."

Ho-"Some think the two are connected."